To market to market…

Pssst….I don’t know anything about marketing!

That is, I know some things…I’ve taken and taught a great number of business courses but the ins and outs of promoting myself…nada…zilch…zip!

And…while you’re all wondering where my latest blog post is and where the heck I’ve been hiding, my brain is on fire!

I’m writing press releases and marketing materials and contacting people about selling my book and…wahhhhhhhhhhhh!!! I don’t know what I’m doing!

Except that…I have this book. That’s coming back from the printer in a couple of weeks. That I think is awesome and I’m planning on selling as many copies as I can.

Just as soon as I can figure out how to market it!

Wish me luck.

(PS…the photo is my dog…not a “fat pig!” It doesn’t relate to this blog post in any way whatsoever. Or does it? See! I suck at marketing!!!)