I want this…

I want this.  For $899 I could walk into Home Depot and turn my little deck into a summer oasis… curling up on the love seat with a glass of wine and an awesome book.  It requires assembly… so I need someone to put it together… and someone to take the cushions in every night.  Oh… and someone to pour me drinks when I sit comfortably on my cosy furniture.  And a screen tent thingy to go around my deck to keep the bugs out… and pretty lights… and flowers… and umbrellas in my drinks… and sun. 
Mostly just sun.
And someone to pour me drinks.