I was awoken by NINETY-THREE minions last night. Seriously…93 of the little yellow creatures, knocking me out of the deep sleep I was in.
It was 2:38 when I heard the first sound.
Mrrreeemmp. Followed by Mrrreeemmp THREE MORE TIMES!
Recognizing the sound of my Facebook Chat notification and assuming it was a late night conversation from a friend in need…one who couldn’t sleep for any number of reasons like insomnia, a late night gig, a recent breakup, something on their mind or the effects of early menopause…I reached for the phone but not before hearing two more Mrrreeemmps!
I opened the Chat to discover a conversation from Spiderman! And he was…ummmm…sending me Minion stickers!!
“OMG Funny,” I typed. Following it with “What on earth are you doing up so late? You woke me from a dead sleep. Now hit the sack!”
He wouldn’t stop. They wouldn’t stop!
Irritated…BEYOND BELIEF…I arose from the bed and headed down the hall to find my boy, snoring like a trucker…out like a light.
I went back to my room a little confused only to discover SEVEN more minions…then I shut off my phone.
Seems Spiderman, in his infinite wisdom…hours before…decided to send me NINETY-THREE Minions which by the time Facebook could generate the “stickers” in the Facebook Chat…they started to appear in my chat feed at TWO THIRTY EIGHT in the morning where I listened to repeated Mrrreeemmps until 3:09 before finally, turning off my phone!
I was attacked last night by Ninety-Three of the cutest, most adorable, persistent, annoying, pain-in-the-butt Minions.
And one excruciatingly, irritating, snoring little boy.